A rich 40 year-old American woman decided to get married

A rich 40 year-old American woman decided to get married, but she wanted her husband to be a v!rgin and to never had been with a woman all of his life. After some years of pointless searching, she didn’t found anyone with this description and forced to give an ad to the paper. A month …

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Once upon a time, there was a king who thought

Once upon a time, there was a king who thought that his officers were going to try to have $ex with his queen. So he made all of his officers put on tight pants and told them that if anyone got a b0ner their head would be chopped off. So he lined them up and …

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A young boy caught sight of his mother changing one day

A young boy caught sight of his mother changing one day, and asked her what that was that she had between her legs. “That is something you’re never going to talk about again. And you shouldn’t touch it either, because it has teeth.” Many years went by, and the boy never touched any girl in …

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A woman goes to the gynecologist for the first time and is awfully nervous

A woman goes to the gynecologist for the first time and is awfully nervous. When the doctor comes into the examining room, he notices immediately that she’s very tense. “Listen, dear. I know this must be scary for you. Do you want me to give you some thing to numb you down there?” The girl …

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There was three girls and they all had boyfriends and separate rooms

A couple wants a divorce

A young woman was having a physical examinatio

There was a guy and he went to the docto

There was a guy and he went to the doctor and he showed the doctor his d!ck. He asked why it was orange and the doctor replyed: Have you been doing anything unusual? And he said: No. So the doctor ran so tests then he sent the guy home told him to come back in …

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There is a four story building.

There is a four story building. On the fourth story there is a butcher, on the third story there is a guy with a really long d!ck, on the second story there is a painter who likes to paint things green, and on the first story there is a guy who loves to eat pickles. …

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A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him

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