A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him

One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer

Wife: “What are you doing

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door.

A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, “Do you have a Vag!na?” She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man …

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A few days after Christmas,

A boss said to his secretary I want to have

That Will Make You Feel Special

Boy .. Wanna S.e.x Girl … Wtf Boy .. 7 inch Girl .. So WHat ? Boy ,, That Will Make You Feel Special Girl .. Ok Then Boy .. Came To My Room Girl.. Start Removing Her Clothes Boy .. Also Start Girl .. You Lied To me Your D!ck Is Only 4inch Boy …

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Little April was not the best student in Sunday school

Little April was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?” When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in …

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how many kinds of b00bs are there

A male driver is pulled over by a cop

A male driver is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place: Man: What’s the problem officer? Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone. Man: No sir, I was going 65. Wife: Oh Harry. You were going 80. (Man gives his wife a dirty look.) Cop: I’m also …

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