A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband’s key in the door

Three men went Las Vegas and after a losing their money

Three men went Las Vegas and after a losing their money at the blackjack tables, the best friends decided to stay off the strip in a not so lavish hotel and the guy that owned it had 18 daughters so the first man went up to they’re father and said “can I sleep with your …

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A businessman and his secretary,

She married and had 13 children. Her husband died

She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, Her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, …

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I don’t care what you offer me

A guy goes into a drug store

A guy goes into a drug store to buy c0nd0ms. The girl behind the counter says, “What size?” He says, “I don’t know.” She holds up a finger and says, “That big?” He says, “Bigger.” She holds up three fingers and says, “That big?” He says, “Smaller?” She holds up two fingers and he says, …

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A guy starts a new job, and the boss says,

After forty years of marriage, Frankenstein and the Bride

After forty years of marriage, Frankenstein and the Bride of Frankenstein came to a stand still in their love life. Each night Frankenstein would come home from work, eat his dinner, and sit in front of the television set until he fell asleep. Dissatisfied with this arrangement, the Bride decided to see a therapist. “He’s …

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A husband and wife and their two sons are watching TV.

A guy walks into a drugstore and asks for a package of

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